Me: “Okay, so pink…Anderson? Fuck that, it’s my sweatshirt. My shirt is green…John Watson. Much better.”
John Watson brought me back my walking stick because he’s not my housekeeper. Whatevs. Still better than Anderson.
Greg Lestrade files a report on you because they are sherlocked. LESTRADE YOU JEALOUS LITTLE FOX… though i’m not sure this is correct, because technically i’m not wearing a shirt
Jim Moriarty leaves Baker Street with a bomb strapped to him.
Greg Lestrade takes you to Brighton with a crop in their hands.
Jim Moriarty plants a bomb in your bedroom while holding you at gunpoint.
Lol, he doesn’t like me, I guess.
Sally Donovan sends me a naughty text cause she isn’t my housekeeper!
Fuck that noise.
Sebastian Moran plants a bomb in my bedroom while playing the violin.
Damn. He’s got mad skills.
Jim Moriarty (Or Mycroft, depends on the stripe), kidnaps my girlfriend/boyfriend with a bomb strapped to them. Seems… in character.
(Source: immafuckinunicorn)
